Shady Cat goes to a Party
Shady Cat was out on the prowl,
looking for some fun and maybe to find Sun Dog and steal his bone,
which would be very funny.
She jumped over a fence, ran across a shed roof, then down to the ground
where she smelled something very interesting
Yes, there was a cat yowling party planned tonight on the roof of a neighbor’s house!
(Cats leave notes by smell…. by which I mean, they piss on things)
The address was <insert your address here> and she was excited.
So very fun to yowl and screech all night on a neighbors house!
Shay cat ran to the address and sat on the roof and waited.
But no other cats came. Soon the moon came up and darkness fell.
Still no other cats. So Shady cat just howled and cried on her own
“yawwwwwwllll, yyyaaaaaaawwllll!”
Inside the house she heard people yelling something about a cat
This jsut made her yowl even louder.
“YAAAAAWWWWWLLLL! YYYYYYYAAAAAAAWWWWLLL!!! NYA NY NYA!”
This made the humans inside even louder.. they also started screaming things.
Great thought Shady cat, we got a party happening now!
So she yowled and yowled and the humans yelled and yelled.
When she got tired of that she went home.
On the way home she saw a bunch of cats on another house roof yowling and screaming.
Hmmm… must have got the address wrong.
Oh well, Shady cat still had fun. Maybe she will go back tomorrow.
THE END